That's It Happened Again!!

I swear this is happening to me once more. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. Seriously, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.

I really need to change my routine
Surely this is a dream
I deserve a break

Can You Imagine What Just Happened!

I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of chickens came out from behind a bush. They were running all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Refuse to Believe What I See

It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utterdisbelief.

I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be real, right? It has to be a hallucination.

Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

I Can't Even!

You guys won't believe what just happened. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! Everything was just so wild.

This is nuts
Like, for real
This is going to be a storyfor years to come

I gotta go! You won't believethe rest of the story!

I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It

Seriously, the concept is just unfathomable. I keep trying to getting a handle on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just check here missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

Perhaps re-read what I've been told?